Grammar of Irregardless: Archive

Jun 2nd

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wait, wanna freak yourself out? Google a gooey duck. Don’t worry it’s just a type of clam or something. Yet i don’t wanna taint my tumblr by posting a picture of it. I’d never be able to look at my blog ever again.

Jun 2nd

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Things I Haven't Thought Throught a Whole Lot

So no two people in the world look alike. But i feel like there are genres and templates for people. Which are also probably kinda culture specific. For example there is a whole bunch of Zach Galafanakis types showin up and a whole other lot of Thom Yorke types. So i’m painting a self portrait in art. And it’s just weird looking at the individual features. and thinking about how...

Jun 2nd

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(do you have a tampon?)

Jun 2nd

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Jun 2nd

On the nature of cats

tall catz = humans baby tall catz = human babies catz = cats baby catz = kittens small cats = rats and stuff baby small cats = things alina steps on

Apr 10th

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Ditiya,

jooleeanne: youthsquirrel: jooleeanne: My baby gurl. Bitten thumbs. A bitchy face, but they love her. A french pilgrim. She has affairs with the men who hold the grades. A tricky slut. Four foot she can get away with this. Excited by the least, impressed by little. She was born at an old age. My baby gurl. Julianne is the nicest sweetest most beautifulest, creativest, smartest,...

Mar 17th

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Ditiya,

jooleeanne: My baby gurl. Bitten thumbs. A bitchy face, but they love her. A french pilgrim. She has affairs with the men who hold the grades. A tricky slut. Four foot she can get away with this. Excited by the least, impressed by little. She was born at an old age. My baby gurl. Julianne is the nicest sweetest most beautifulest, creativest, smartest, poeticest, sXE-est, best gurlfriend...

Mar 17th

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Pooleanne

jooleeanne: It’s there and then its gone. A wave crash. The wink of an eye. An art teacher that should know better. Except her winks are slow. You can catchem with a glove. And the idioms no one can catch. Not even with a bucket. Full of slip. Your hands are covered. Wipe the sides of your shit coil pot. is it gospel? no? Does it work? Yes! you’re so funny!

Mar 16th

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Mos Dub - History Town

Mar 16th

Mar 13th

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Mar 10th

On the names of Indie bands and their evolution

Well, just as there are trends in the sound and styling of music within the indie subculture, there are also unmistakable patterns in the names of indie bands. Unlike in other genres, it has always been uncommon for indie bands to use the band name template that is: “The” followed by a noun of some sort. Ex: The Beatles Indie bands usually prefer to skip the article and jump right...

Feb 25th

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Jan 29th

Jan 26th

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Jan 24th

Why Alex has no friends / Why i love Alex

“i always wanna hang out, well actually thats a lie i’ve been attending these self help get the most out of your life seminars and i learned that i should always make time to hang with the girls” “drink some rum it warms the blood” “you wanna know why i asked you on a date for tomorrow?” “no because i love you and also i was looking at your...

Jan 24th

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QWOP

highscore: 30.1 metres

Jan 20th

Jan 19th

CallofDoody

Yeah i know i haven’t posted in a million year, yadayadayada Anywho, listen to this. Imagine a spoof of call of duty, called Call of Doody. And you are playing a character who really has to go to the bathroom but he can’t reach a toilet because he’s being attacked and has to go through all these obstacles. Like at one point nearing the end, there are all these doors, but he...

Dec 30th

Oct 21st

ArtofFart

These kids on the R train let the wrath of a stink bomb loose today. They were laughing and pointing and the poor old folks trying to shield their noses from the stench. It was pretty bad but i was pretty much just smirking the whole time. It was obviously really obnoxious but thats what teenagers are supposed to do?

Oct 19th

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Sep 29th

Lily is my Savior

PART II lily: imma go bafroom lily: ditiya lily: i need a life lily: ooookay foolio lily: hippidy doo da lily: i’m so cool with my young lingo lily: ACCEPT ME lily: and tell him you love him lily: and say it like you mean it ghurl lily: GO TO HIM lily: wow lily: so lame lily: it’s gonna be WELL TASTAY lily: i was gonna say ‘everything you say is of value’ but...

Sep 29th

Sep 21st

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GreenPeace

I was on my way to 59th street the other day when i was surprised with an unwanted 30 second confrontation with a highly irksome greenpeace guy. So he’s just standing, handing out flyers and i’m walking by with Lily and Julianne. And i notice he’s just making a foul face at me Greenpeace guy: Are you a freshman? (with attitude) Irritated me: No. Why do i look like it? (with...

Sep 21st

Sep 20th

Can't wait to leave this god forsaken town!

I’m leaving for bangladesh tomorrow. Sounds boring maybe, maybe not. But weird stuff happens there. Especially with all the spoiled children of diplomats there. All ya need is a foreign passport and you’re good to go. But i won’t be able to wear any of the clothes i’d like to wear. It’s all too conservative and i’m growing too old to get away with certain...

Jul 14th

this is easy pop - 8otto although i find that it...

Jul 13th

must cut hair now

Jul 11th

Jul 9th

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100th Post!

so i just picked a crusty booger out of my nose and it pulled out an inner nose hair on its way. cool shit.

Jul 3rd

Jul 1st

Jun 30th

Conversation with my father: Father: Here, set this watch to the right time (after a minute or two) Me: I can’t. Its just like 17 minutes slow Father: Okay, 17 minutes isn’t that much Me: No you should try to fix it Father: No its okay, it’ll be a constant reminder of my daughter’s inefficiency

Jun 19th

$ Gypsy King $

The other day, i slept over juliannes house. What a night and oh what a morn’. I had to be constantly held at a 6ft radius distance from her primarily bed ridden mononucleosis infected 20 year old sister. Sara. Waber. http://sarajoland.tumblr.com/ . Nah not really but sorta. And i got to jam with jay. her dad. Thats right, me on ukulele, him on guitar. little bit o thumb piano thrown in...

Jun 17th

Robot Unicorn Attack

Its about time i make a post about the only thing that i value in life. Robot unicorn attack. If you haven’t played it, you don’t know how glorious it is. Its in my faveorites. I’ve memorized the song. My high score is 166, 750. Currently 613 alltime highscore. The 8th grade class of my middle school is singing this song for graduation. And a couple minutes ago, i noticed...

Jun 17th

Grammar of Irregardless: Drank through my gills! →

awina: youthsquirrel: awina: You know, i haven’t really blogged any much in a while. Sounds like a bore. Any whosits. I think i’m going to have a birthday party this year. With nell ofcourse. Even though highschool has played its part in drifting us apart. No matter. She was born the 24th of June and I the 23rd. I’m liking… So it’s safe to say that I won’t be attending this glorious party...

Jun 17th

Grammar of Irregardless: Drank through my gills! →

awina: You know, i haven’t really blogged any much in a while. Sounds like a bore. Any whosits. I think i’m going to have a birthday party this year. With nell ofcourse. Even though highschool has played its part in drifting us apart. No matter. She was born the 24th of June and I the 23rd. I’m liking… So it’s safe to say that I won’t be attending this glorious party of yours (and Nell’s)....

Jun 17th

Jun 8th

julianne: thats the kind of fraces that will make benno LOVE me me: fraces? julianne: Frazes* me: phrases* julianne: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA asside from the spelling, note that she says “thats the kind of fraces” nice. http://jooleeanne.tumblr.com/

Jun 8th

Jun 3rd